I took this picture the other day to portray my disgust with the cold weather (and dog walking in cold weather):
(This picture was supposed to induce a lot of guilt).
Then I got distracted and forgot to send it to the Husband so I had to show it to him on my phone instead.
The conversation went something like this:
Husband: Who were you going to send that picture to?
Husband: Ohhhh you were going to sext me?
… at this point I may have literally smacked myself in the forehead. I really think I must be doing this whole ‘sexy wife’ thing wrong if my brand new husband thinks I’m sexting him in 18 layers of clothing and a scarf and hat.
Note to self – wear sexier clothes. Take pictures of self in sexier clothes. Send to husband.